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Kershaw Blur Tanto Black Serrated 

Fresh back from it's tour of mordor this knife is not only sleek and sexy it will bring in the chicks. unless you are into dudes, it brings them in too, esp. if their name is Kyle.

This knife may look like a normal ordinary Kershaw Blur knife you can buy off Walmart’s website for 67.77 plus free shipping, but it's more than that. It's been bless by the high cousin at DeMello off-road, it will not only bring you good fortune but garneted victory in any future mortal combat fights you have or if you get caught in a street fight from the 1960's it may save your life and your friend steves life too.

On cold SoCal nights it can cuddle you and be the little spoon, just make sure it's in the close position.

This knife comes with a NO money back garneted to be kinda sorta sharp when you get it and you could possibly poke your eye out kid so be careful!

Seriously folks it's a cool knife with our logo, what more could you want:0)

I mean does anyone read the discription anyways?

Kershaw Blur Tanto Black Serrated 

Fresh back from it's tour of mordor this knife is not only sleek and sexy it will bring in the chicks. unless you are into dudes, it brings them in too, esp. if their name is Kyle.

This knife may look like a normal ordinary Kershaw Blur knife you can buy off Walmart’s website for 67.77 plus free shipping, but it's more than that. It's been bless by the high cousin at DeMello off-road, it will not only bring you good fortune but garneted victory in any future mortal combat fights you have or if you get caught in a street fight from the 1960's it may save your life and your friend steves life too.

On cold SoCal nights it can cuddle you and be the little spoon, just make sure it's in the close position.

This knife comes with a NO money back garneted to be kinda sorta sharp when you get it and you could possibly poke your eye out kid so be careful!

Seriously folks it's a cool knife with our logo, what more could you want:0)

I mean does anyone read the discription anyways?