Listen, the shirt speaks for itself, if you need a description of the second best [email protected] shirt we sell then maybe this shirt isn't for you. BUT if you want a firm fitting well-made shirt straight out of china then we got you covered. Well as least covered from next to navel and we won't lie you already look good, but this shirt will make you the talk of the trails. If you don't get at least one squirrel to look at you then we will refund your money (not really but it's the thought that counts) Seriously if you are depressed or hung over this is the shirt for you, it will cure all of the above and none of the below.
Results may vary.